this morning I learned that there is a chemical shift that happens in the human body that leads to the “old person smell”
…that does not make it better when I actually smell it…………
I like his sig line, “Chief Dreamer”
I should have a sig line like that “Chief COC”
no…this is better: “Chief COC (no, he’s really a dick)”
"someone at work just said “we should have a reality show about this place”
I agree with this statement…because we be cray
I’m surrounded by girls in leggings and skirts…sitting like dudes…full-spread.
I’m the only lady left…and I’m a tomboy.
Are girls really buying shorts so short that the pockets hang out? In the original round of that fad, it was DIY…and still ugly!
The twitter-to-real life barrier has been broken! “did you tweet about us?”
Why yes, yes I did, because you’re awesome, Flowers for Dreams…